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Cross-Eyed Burglar Gets Positively Destroyed In Comments Section Of His Wanted Notice

The internet really seems to love roasting wanted criminals for their physical attributes (remember Neck Guy?) and this kid is of no exception. The 18-year-old cross-eyed burglar got roasted pretty hard when the Northamptonshire Police department in the UK posted his wanted notice on Facebook.

We almost feel kind of bad for this poor kid, as he can't exactly help that he's cross-eyed, but at the same time, these puns are just too much. They'll definitely make you say, "iris I thought of that one."

Cross-eyed burglar gets roasted on facebook for his funny mugshot
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Since its launch, Pokemon Go players have fallen into a pond, found a dead body and were targeted by robbers. But the boys in blue of the Sterling Police came across a burglar who came up with a perfect excuse: "I was looking for a Pokestop". Slight problem: he was holding a crowbar at 2am on a rooftop!
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Since its launch, Pokemon Go players have fallen into a pond, found a dead body and were targeted by robbers.

But the boys in blue of the Sterling Police came across a burglar who came up with a perfect excuse: "I was looking for a Pokestop". Slight problem: he was holding a crowbar at 2am on a rooftop!