The New York Post has a pun heavy headline for Jared Fogle.
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Jared Fogle's admission of deviant charges makes everyone feel as gross as if they'd actually eaten a Subway sandwich.

Just leave it to the New York Post to make a joke that your uncle would say at Thanksgiving dinner about the whole nasty business.

It does what comes the most natural to us denizens of the Internet — joking away the discomfort.

Joking on this monster of a person has resulted in everything from witty nostalgia:

To very inappropriate.

Or if you just want some good, old-fashioned schadenfreude, here are some of the earliest commercials involving the disgusting creep in question.

This creep gave a wet willy to a stranger's four-year-old.
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This should be a no brainer. Just don't give wet willies to a stranger's child in public.

Well, one 34-year-old Connecticut man never learned that lesson and now he's paying the price for being a big ol' creep.

According to WWLP:

Police say Michael Migani stuck his finger in his mouth, then put it in the child's ear in the presence of the boy's mother. They say the boy was playing with his mother in the waiting room of a Center Street business when the incident happened.

According to authorities, Migani fled in his car when the mother and staff confronted him. Officers later stopped him.

Now the weirdo is charged with second-degree reckless endangerment and second-degree breach of peace.

Still, there are worse wet willies you can give to a child.