Deal of the Day

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The most lavish way to suck up dust bunnies, courtesy of GoVacuum. Normally priced at a cool $1,000,000, this gold-plated vacuum can be yours for the bargain bin price of $999,000. If the anti-marring urethane wheels, custom engraving and catchy rap jingle haven't convinced you yet, they've also tossed in free shipping!

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cleveland steamer Deal of the Day LivingSocial - 6032910336
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Groupon rival LivingSocial is offering a rather humorously priced deal on a Cleveland Steamer.

What's a Cleveland Steamer you ask? Well, apparently it's a Cleveland-based carpet cleaning and deodorization service that fancies itself a romantic alternative to spa treatments and up-market dinner dates in Tremont.

It's also the exact opposite of that. Also, don't ask. And don't Google it either. In fact, shut everything down, unplug your phone, turn off the lights, and sit silently in the corner for the rest of your life.

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