Dude had to get talked out of getting a nipple piercing at one point. And my personal favorite part of this whole catastrophe..."People are saying that I'm lit," Lemon said. "Yeah, I'm lit. Who cares?"
Ouch. When life hands you Lemon, things get awkward really fast.
In an interview Tuesday with Joan Tarshis, one of the women who recently spoke up about new allegations of sexual assault against Bill Cosby, CNN anchor Don Lemon offered some very unusual advice on how she might have avoided it.
Lemon: You — you know, there are ways not to perform oral sex if you didn't want to do it.
Tarshis: I was kind of stoned at the time, and quite honestly, that didn't even enter my mind. Now I wish it would have.
Lemon: Right. Meaning the using of the teeth, right?
Following the interview, Twitter users took to the hashtag #DonLemonReporting to express their meme-rage.
I mean really, Mrs. Kennedy, did your husband have to be riding around in a convertible? #DonLemonReporting— Stephanie Levy (@stephanie_levy) November 19, 2014
"Yes, but the Hindenburg could have just turned left, did anyone think to turn left?" #DonLemonReporting— Oliver Willis (@owillis) November 19, 2014
Show me on this doll where you're faking your allegations. #DonLemonReporting— Crutnacker (@Crutnacker) November 19, 2014
Bruce Wayne should thank the man who killed his parents. That man gave him the motivation to become Batman. #DonLemonReporting— L. Brothers Media (@LBrothersMedia) November 19, 2014
"Buffalo residents, If you didn't want to be buried in snow, then why do you live in Buffalo?" #DonLemonReporting— The Democrat Machine (@DemocratMachine) November 19, 2014