30 Expelled Students Share What Got Them Kicked Out of School

Consider this a crash course for those out there inclined towards functional (or not at all...) degeneracy. Can't help but ponder how many college kids, once on track for higher learning, degrees, etc, found themselves hopelessly expelled post-Spring Break. Damn, did we have a lot of ridiculous, booze-soaked, maddening kind of material to work with this year! Anyways, read up on the idiots of the world that just weren't clever/smart enough to pull off lives outside the bounds of rule-abiding rationality. 

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That terrible kid who started a fight because he couldn't get mac and cheese got rightfully expelled.
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Ah, sweet, eternal justice.

Remember that absolutely terrible kid yesterday who drunkenly belittled a cafeteria manager and started a fight because they wouldn't sell his entitled face bacon jalapeño mac and cheese?

Yeah, remember that kid?

Well, University of Connecticut wisely expelled him from Luke Gatti school after the arrest, according to Death and Taxes.

He was charged yesterday with breach of peace in the second degree and criminal trespass and given a $1,500 bail. It came out that he was arrested twice last year for similar offenses, each time using racial slurs. Just a real great guy.

And now he's expelled. There was much rejoicing.

And some Snapchats via Barstool Sports;

Sometimes, happy endings do exist.