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creepy fap ninja Police Are Searching for a Criminal Now Known as The "Hipster Ninja Masturbator"
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Police are on the lookout for a man who has made a "special" visit to the same house in Seattle up to four times according to Seattle PI.  You can probably guess what he's doing based on the blurred out segment of the image. 



This serial offender has been caught on security footage looking through the window of the home after a woman who lives there reported it to the police about a month before. He's been described as  a ninja because of the dark clothes and toe shoes he's wearing (the night vision camera makes his black clothing look white). One Reddit user commented on the situation to say what we were all thinking:


via Zorrino

Hopefully, he's caught soon because as funny as the situation seems, it is definitely not okay. 

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Someone thought 'The Golden Girls' needed an XXX parody. That person is a monster.

The film stars adult star veterans Nina Hartley, Luna Azul, Karen Summer, and Darla Crane playing "your favorite retirement home GILFs." GILF stands for, well, you can draw the conclusion on that one.

In the extremely foul language-heavy parody above, the Golden Girls laugh and sing their way through their many sexual encounters.

But maybe a naughty Golden Girls film isn't so far fetched after all. Refinery29 recently watched every episode of the show and calculated the number of men each women slept with.

Blanche (obviously) came out on top with 165 beaus.

I'm hooorny!

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That Facebook group was recently taken down (only recently-joined copycat groups remain), but not before many fell for this Fap-Prevention Cross hook line and sinker.