Oh boy. What is this, some sort of cry for help? Please comment with any captions this photo was so sorely missing!
Keep your hands to yourself, especially if you’re dealing with Justin Bieber.
Heading to his show last night in Barcelona, Justin “Danger” Beiber was driving through a crowd of fans. He wished them well as drove through, allowing them a glimpse at his royal Biebness. But his trust was quickly taken advantage of. A crazed fan, probably drunk on the power one receives when they lock eyes with Bieber, broke the seal and reached into Bieber’s limo aka the Bieb-mobile aka the Bieber Express aka Derek the Limo. What’s Bieber to do? The only thing an international man of mystery can: Punch him in the face.
That’s right, Bieber gave the fan the old one-two salute right in the jaw, and the fan was left bloodied on the street as Bieber drove away. Put some ice on those knucks, Bieber. You live to fight another day.
Bieber's fans quickly came to his aide:
Bieber was spotted with Sofia Richie (Nicole's younger sister) and Selena Gomez's fans went BERZERK that he had moved on from Gomez with this chic...
They REALLY wanted him to know it wasn't OKAY...
Bieber got pissed and threatened to make his account private, so Gomez stepped in and fueled the fire more...
But Biebs wasn't gonna let someone else have the last word on HIS account...
...But isn't this kinda more important than that other thing?
A merry mix between Zoolander and Santa, Yorkdale Shopping Center in Toronto, Ontario has employed the most fashion-foward Santa any mall Santa could hope to be. See how this new Saint Nick is nailing Holiday cheer, with merry modeling poses, hot holiday fashion tips, and festive selfies with everyone (including Justin Bieber).
Justin Bieber has been posting creepy throwback photos of his ex on Instagram. In some ways, he's just like everyone else!
This "crazy throwback" just happened to pop up right after Selena Gomez was spotted kissing her new squeeze Niall Horan. What a coincidence!
At least he can joke about his inabililty to find a lady.
He just wants somebody to love. At this rate, he'll have to start hitting on fans.... oh, wait.
He posted this random picture he found of a pretty woman and asked fans to identify her. He's in luck, she was identified as @cindywolfiereal and it seems like she's a Belieber!
Maybe he's just going back to his roots by trying to use the internet to discover a girlfriend the way he was discovered on Youtube way back when.
Nothing says vibrating replica-penis kit like Justin Bieber.
At least that is what one sex toy company thinks.
Clone-A-Willy, a personal penis duplicator that allows a user to cast an exact replica of their member, is offering the singer $1 million if he endorses the company's products.
"Justin Bieber, he's popular, talented and now as the entire world knows ... quite well-endowed. You can only imagine ... a huge billboard of Justin Bieber and "Clone-A-Willy" in West Hollywood. It would surely do wonders to help promote his new album and certainly wouldn't hurt his "dating" life," a letter sent to The Huffington Post said.
After nude photos of Bieber leaked earlier this month, the singer said he "felt violated."
So his endorsement will probably never happen.
But what could a Bieber endorsement look like? This, probably.
Well. That's awkward.
Of course, we all know that naked pictures of Justin Bieber broke the damn Internet this week. It was bound to get around to his dad as well.
Jeremy Bieber should have just let the whole thing die down without weighing in.
But that's not how this guy rolls.
So he tweeted this out Oct. 9.
Ew, ew, ew.
He should have thought about his son's feelings more than his son's peen.
Justin ain't too happy about it and his legal team is already on the case to find justice.
Daddy Biebs should have probably reacted more like Chrissy Teigen's expert analysis.
No one is ever disgusted by the pig who preys on, photographs and sells pictures of someone naked. Just the celebrity for being naked. Ok.— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 8, 2015