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Lunch Rush: Today's edition is brought to you by Venus the two-faced cat.

What else?

  • TDWGeek: Doctor Who gets a spin-off web series called Pond Life.
  • Ridic: French tourists in Sri Lanka have been jailed for pretending to kiss a Buddha statue.
  • Naturally: Ohio GOP chair Doug Preisse thought his racist comments were off the record.
  • Yeesh: The current West Nile outbreak is America's largest ever.
  • Bad-ass: A couple headed to Albuquerque, NM, to visit every place ever featured in Breaking Bad.
  • Ew: Nike is planning to unveil its biggest waste of money yet -- a $315 LeBron high-top.

Lunch Lady: Olivia Nguyen

Lunch Leisure: Jumping Line (via)

Lunch List: The 5 Most Ridiculous Drinking Myths You Probably Believe

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Lunch Rush: This edition brought to you by Sandal Socks.

What else?

  • TDW Geek: The cat who "sings" the Game of Thrones theme
  • Pitiful: Newsweek concedes that it didn't fact-check its cover story by Niall Ferguson, "Hit The Road, Barack"
  • Finally: Jimmy Kimmel will move to 11:30 and face off against Leno and Letterman
  • Strange: "Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan" is an anagram for "My Ultimate Ayn Rand Pr0n"
  • Predictable: A pr0n star's syphilis has shut down the industry indefinitely
  • Official: Junior Seau's autopsy showed no signs of alcohol or illicit drugs
  • Weird: AMC is sending a zombie to the upcoming conventions to protest Dish Network

Lunch Lady: Natacia Bhatia
Lunch Leisure: Jumping Line (via)
Lunch List: 14 Uncommon Celebrity Look-Alikes

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Lunch Rush: This edition brought to you by Newsweek, whose issue this week covers an essay by Niall Ferguson that argues for an Obama loss come November.

What else?

  • TDW Geek: The studio behind The Secret of Kells is out with a new trailer
  • Rumored: Nicki Minaj will judge American Idol
  • Ridiculous: A valedictorian has been denied her diploma for saying "hell" in her speech
  • Sad: The Girl With the Butthole Tattoo explains why she got it
  • Finally: Scientists have discovered a male birth control pill that doesn't affect sex drive and has no side effects

Lunch Lady: Heather Darling

Lunch Leisure: Farm Fortress (via)

Lunch List: The 15 Creepiest Background Lurkers Who Aren't Cats

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Today on TDW Geek: The sound of a dying star

What else?

  • Evolving: Domino's, into an artisan restaurant chain that is moving away from pizza
  • Discovered: The original character descriptions for the cast of Friends
  • Worth It: Sparkle, for Whitney Houston, according to critics
  • Celebrate: Today is Black Cat Appreciation Day!
  • Exists: A treadmill made specifically for overweight dogs
  • Banned: Annoying hipster conversations, at a coffee house in San Francisco

 

Lunch Lady: Kimberly Diane

Lunch Leisure: OWWW (via)

Lunch List: The 33 Best Tumblr Pics From 1999

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Today on TDW Geek: Penelope Cruz pimps Mario

What else?

  • Well Played: A man drove from Portland to Seattle to get his stolen bike back
  • Stuck: Julian Assange, in the Ecuadorian Embassy in the U.K., after Ecuador granted him political asylum
  • Super: Ikea is jumping into the hotel biz in Europe
  • Holy Schnikes: The average U.S. citizen reads a novel a day in email, signs, websites, etc.

Lunch Lady: Ashley Brooke

Lunch Leisure: Deepak Fights Robots (via)

Lunch List: 12 Personal Robots That Could Change Your Life

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Today on TDW Geek: Holy mutant butterflies!

What else?

  • Planned: A single commemorating Mitt Romney's roof-tied dog, by Devo
  • On Pace: Congress, to be the least productive since 1948
  • RIP: The homophobe who lit Honey Nut Cheerios on fire at General Mills HQ
  • Divided: The world, over Miley Cyrus' shocking new 'do
  • Official: Ron Howard will direct a documentary about Jay-Z's Made in America Festival

Lunch Lady: Megan Ann

Lunch Leisure: Super House of Dead Ninjas (via)

Lunch List: 15 Animals Who Love Shark Week (above)

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Today on TDW Geek: A Star Wars magnetic force glove? Yes, please!

What else?

  • Taken Over: Mountain Dew "Dub The Dew" campaign, by 4chan trolls
  • Deceased: Two people, after a shooting near Texas A&M
  • Argued: That Facebook "likes" should be protected under the First Amendment, by a deputy sheriff in Virginia
  • Suggested: Mitt Romney is too boring to make funny, by comedians

Lunch Lady: Blayne Silverberg

Lunch Leisure: GRAVNAV (via)

Lunch List: 25 Of The Best Dance Numbers In TV History

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Today on TDW Geek: Bill and Ted will return for a third movie!

What else?

  • Shocker: James Holmes' landlord wants him evicted -- you know, because murder
  • Boom: Orlando star Dwight Howard is now a Laker
  • Of Course: Breaking Bad's Anna Gunn (Skyler) gave Bryan Cranston a handy in her audition
  • Scary: Google will soon include your Gmail convos in your search results
  • RIP: Brilliant essayist and This American Life contributor David Rakoff is dead at 47
  • Oops: Florida prosecutors accidentally released pics of Trayvon Martin's corpse

Lunch Lady: Beau Garrett

Lunch Leisure: The Liberate Pixil Cup Quest (via)

Lunch List: The 35 Best Tumblr Pics And Gifs From 1997

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