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"The year is 2009/ And the White House is mine/ But the economy's in full mother-f--king decline/ My choices at the time were to sh-t on the poor or/ Fellate the banks to get elected once more." 

(Not Safe For Work -- explicit lyrics, obv.)

BONUS: A couple more gems surfaced today -- Mitt Romney's Crocodile Tears and Mitt Romney Loves Lobster.