This Looks Shopped of the Day: Did somebody order an accomplished mission?
Animated News Summary of the Day: Ripping a strip of celluloid from the reel of Team America: World Police, the Taiwanese animated news outlet NMA takes you inside the SEAL Team Six raid on Osama bin Laden's compound in Abbottabad.
I have no idea what went down inside that mansion, but this is exactly what went down.
(sNSFW, animated pig sex.)
Sign Of The Times of the Day: Sculptor Cheryl Stewart's Osama bin Laden question mark has been a staple of Brooklyn's Red Hook neighborhood for the past 9 years and 232 days.
Yesterday, it received its long-awaited response.
USA! USA! USA! of the Day: John Cena concludes last night's WWE Extreme Rules PPV event by informing the crowd at the St. Pete Times Forum that Osama bin Laden was "captured and compromised to a permanent end." Which I'm pretty sure means "killed."