Walk tall, and carry a big stick. Whether for walking or for "talking", it will get the job done. Just don't lean to heavily on these, you don't want to get into the stick of it. Enjoy these woody puns and jokes to keep you content all day.
You know how it is. You're sitting around with your bros or your gal pals and have the immense need to take a group selfie.
No one has a long enough arm to capture everyone.
And there's no one around who can take it for you.
And all you have is a bunch of Slim Jims.