Man, these burglars were swinging low when they decided to break in and steal some stuff from Conan O'Brien's set.
Earlier today, Vanity Fair tweeted out a promotion for their big story on what's so good about current late night programming.
You may notice it's a real sausage fest in there.
To be fair, Vanity Fair did mention the lack of gender diversity in their story:
What's conspicuously missing from late-night, still, is women. How gobsmackingly insane is it that no TV network has had the common sense—and that's all we're talking about in 2015, not courage, bravery, or even decency—to hand over the reins of an existing late-night comedy program to a female person?
And they did mention comedienne Samantha Bee's upcoming TBS late night talk show. She, however, decided to respond directly to the tweet, imagining herself in the picture with the rest of her peers.
And then followed up with the kicker:
Really, a Samantha Bee centaur shooting lasers out of her eyes says it all.
Given that Thanksgiving is right around the corner, I imagine that some of you have procrastinated in picking up the hero of the annual meal. In case your local market is out of the fully prepped birds, you can always go the natural route and hunt one down yourself. This morning talk show advises you on what equipment you'll need and how NOT to use it.