Head over to the #1 Nic Cage fan subreddit /r/onetruegod for more lovely Cage-themed Valentine's Day e-cards.
Everybody Needs A Hobby of the Day: In court today, a Portland couple pled guilty to disorderly conduct a day after they were arrested for playing a kidnapping-themed sex game.
Police responded to reports of a naked woman bound with duct tape spotted in the back seat of a car, only to learn from the driver, 31-year-old Nikolas Alexander Harbar that he and his girlfriend, 26-yea
Heart Of Darkness of the Day: A Valentine's Day balloon is being blamed for a power outage that left over 15,000 Southern California Edison customers in the dark.
According to Edison spokesman David Song, the metallic balloon hit a substation in Fontana, triggering the outage. It took a utility crew over an h
Flowers For Someone Special of the Day: Found in an elevator on Valentine's Day.
Dear Elevator Person,
Stood up... :S
....please take these only if you are on your way to see someone special.
, Stood-up guy.
Well that's just about the saddest thing.