Look, maybe Jessica Simpson was just having a grand old time selling clothing to home-bound fashion hounds. So much so that she slurred her way through promoting jeans like a blacked out 20-year-old demanding that they're find to drive.
There are many aspersions and judgements that we can pass around about the notably strange display above, but we're not going to go there.
We'll let the Internet do it for us.
Thanks for playing the bad cop for us, Internet. We'll just sit here remaining impassive and nonjudgemental.
We'll also link the TMZ story where HSN and Simpson's people swear that she was, in fact, not drunk.
Because they'd totally cop to it if she was.