<li><strong>Above:</strong> Selena Gomez <a href="http://instagr.am/p/IrzzRMxu-U/" target="_blank">tweeted this photo of James Franco</a> from the set of their film <em>Spring Breakers</em>, and apparently he's playing Kevin Federline?</li>
<li><em>Downton Abbey</em> becomes "Downton Arby's" in <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/26/downton-arbys-parody-of-pbs-hit-fast-food_n_1380744.html" target="_blank">this new parody</a> by Sketchy.</li>
<li>Christian Slater is doing a lot of <a href="http://seriouslyomg.com/?p=24293" target="_blank">naughty and nice tweeting</a>.</li>
<li>Chloe Moretz has been <a href="http://www.deadline.com/2012/03/mgm-formally-offers-lead-remake-of-stephen-kings-carrie-to-chloe-moretz/" target="_blank">offered the lead</a> in the new <em>Carrie</em> remake.</li>
<li>You can expect a <a href="http://www.themusicnetwork.com/music-news/artists/2012/03/27/new-mgmt-record-in-september-no-new-adele-til-2014/" target="_blank">new record from MGMT</a> in September.</li>
<li>Yoko Ono talks about <a href="http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/67699666.html" target="_blank">John Lennon's affair</a> with their assistant, May Pang.</li>
<li>Ameriie is back with <a href="http://www.vulture.com/2012/03/ameriie-every-time.html" target="_blank">a new song</a>.</li>
<li>Did Raffles van Exel, the man who is suspected of taking the coffin photo of Whitney Houston, also <a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/217367/man_who_sold_coffin_photo_of_whitney_houston_admits_wiping_hotel_suite_clean_did_he_have_a_hand_in_her_death_/" target="_blank">clear her hotel room</a> of drugs?</li>
<li>The Black Keys are <a href="http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/180965/the-black-keys-may-hate-on-spotify-but-theyre-the-second-most-pirated-artist-at-coachella/" target="_blank">dissing Spotify</a>, and calling Sean Parker an "a**hole."</li>
<li>Rumor has it that Eva Mendes is <a href="http://laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/23080/Eva-Mendes-on-the-coffee-run-for-Ryan-Gosling-in-Thailand" target="_blank">hanging out with Ryan Gosling</a> in Thailand so he doesn't run off with his co-star.</li>

The Black Keys drummer Patrick Carney gave Nickelback a half-hearted apology in a recent interview, after saying back in January that the Canadian band was the reason "rock'n'roll is dying."

"I didn't mean to single them out, it just came out. There's much worse bands that Nickleback…maybe," Carney told the reporter before bursting into a fit of laughter. "That was the worst apology."

Earlier this year, the drummer told Rolling Stone that "Rock'n'roll is dying because people became OK with Nickelback being the biggest band in the world." He added that he didn't like to see rock ruined by "watered-down, post-grunge crap."

Soon after, Nickelback tweeted: "Thanks to the drummer in The Black Keys calling us the Biggest Band in the World in Rolling Stone. Hehe"

[NME]

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