<li><strong>Above:</strong> Drake does a decent <a href="http://popdust.com/2012/03/28/drake-lil-wayne-impression/" target="_blank">Lil' Wayne impression</a>.</li>
<li>A <a href="http://www.brobible.com/videos/watch/full-length-trailer-the-dictator" target="_blank">new trailer</a> is out for Sacha Baron Cohen's forthcoming film, <em>The Dictator</em>.</li>
<li>Ashton Kutcher and Justin Bieber <a href="http://seriouslyomg.com/?p=24306" target="_blank">hang out</a> on <em>Jimmy Kimmel Live!</em>.</li>
<li>Courtney Stodden takes <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2121292/Courtney-Stodden-wears-stripper-heels-beach-shares-PDA-filled-day-husband-Doug.html" target="_blank">her stripper heels</a> to the beach.</li>
<li>Russell Brand may have <a href="http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/67726605.html" target="_blank">cheated on Katy Perry</a>, according to her jewelry designer.</li>
<li>Jessica Simpson is trying to <a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/217787/is_jessica_simpson_spending_2_million_on_her_delivery_beyonce-style/" target="_blank">pull a Beyoncé</a> with her pregnancy.</li>
<li>Megan Fox doesn't want to <a href="http://theblemish.com/2012/03/megan-fox-would-never-trade-places-with-an-ugly-girl/" target="_blank">trade places</a> with an ugly girl.</li>
<li>Leonardo DiCaprio is <a href="http://laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/23089/Why-Leonardo-DiCaprio-hasn%E2%80%99t-been-promoting-Titanic-possibilities" target="_blank">too good</a> for the <em>Titanic</em> premiere.</li>
<li>This is <a href="http://www.dlisted.com/2012/03/28/when-twihards-go-too-far" target="_blank">what happens when Twihards</a> love <em>Twilight</em> a little too much.</li>
<li>Nicki Minaj's new track "Champion" <a href="http://idolator.com/6234471/nicki-minaj-champion-listen" target="_blank">has leaked</a>.</li>
<li>Fiona Apple is awesome, and <a href="http://www.vulture.com/2012/03/fiona-apple-gay-straight-alliance.html" target="_blank">writes a letter</a> to endorse a high school's Gay-Straight Alliance.</li>

PETA may have lost Khloe Kardashian, but they've gained teen bride Courtney Stodden, who stars in the animal rights organization's latest PSA.

"I wasn't really fond of eating meat and really anything with a face because I just felt like it was an awful thing to do," says the 17-year-old. "So just recently I switched to a vegetarian."

Stodden also boasted that she's never had a burger, and whored out her dog Bizarre for the PSA, who she "saturates with so much love."

If Kim Kardashian gets flour bombed for wearing fur, can we also flour bomb Stodden for wearing a rhinestone choker in 2012?

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