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<li><strong>Above:</strong> A <em>Mad Men</em> remix, <a href="http://elisakreisinger.wordpress.com/2012/03/12/mad-men-remix-don-loves-roger/" target="_blank">by PopCulturePirate</a>, entitled <em>QueerMen: Don Loves Roger</em>.</li>
<li>Jessica Simpson is going to <a href="http://theblemish.com/2012/03/jessica-simpson-to-name-her-kid-maxi/" target="_blank">name her daughter Maxi</a>, which is a terrible idea.</li>
<li>Jason Segel talks about <a href="http://seriouslyomg.com/?p=24020" target="_blank">what he misses most</a> about being in a relationship.</li>
<li>George Clooney <a href="http://www.dlisted.com/2012/03/15/stacy-keibler-who" target="_blank">ditched Stacy Keibler</a> for Michelle Obama.</li>
<li>The Hold Steady's Craig Finn is launching <a href="http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/180334/the-hold-steadys-craig-finn-launches-beer-called-clear-heart/" target="_blank">his own beer</a>.</li>
<li>Ashley Judd's rep explains <a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/215198/ashley_judds_rep_explains_her_puffy_face_she_has_a_sinus_infection/" target="_blank">why she appeared all puff</a>y on her recent media tour.</li>
<li>Jennifer Lopez's manager thinks <a href="http://laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/22980/JLo%E2%80%99s-manager-doesn%E2%80%99t-approve-of-Casper-Smart-relationship" target="_blank">she's slumming it</a> with Casper Smart.</li>
<li>Britney Spears is set <a href="http://www.eonline.com/news/watch_with_kristin/modern_family_brad_pitt_george_clooney/301510" target="_blank">to guest star</a> on <em>Modern Family</em>.</li>
<li>This girl, who <a href="http://videogum.com/492131/thats-michael-ceras-girlfriend-allison/webjunk/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Videogum+%28Videogum%29" target="_blank">loves Michael Cera</a>, is sort of terrifying.</li>
<li>Drake <a href="http://jezebel.com/5893548/drakes-seduction-techniques-include-white-wine-spritzers--john-hughes-movies" target="_blank">wants to seduce you</a> with <em>Sixteen Candles</em> and dinner by the pool.</li>
