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<li><strong>Above:</strong> Drake does a decent <a href="http://popdust.com/2012/03/28/drake-lil-wayne-impression/" target="_blank">Lil' Wayne impression</a>.</li>
<li>A <a href="http://www.brobible.com/videos/watch/full-length-trailer-the-dictator" target="_blank">new trailer</a> is out for Sacha Baron Cohen's forthcoming film, <em>The Dictator</em>.</li>
<li>Ashton Kutcher and Justin Bieber <a href="http://seriouslyomg.com/?p=24306" target="_blank">hang out</a> on <em>Jimmy Kimmel Live!</em>.</li>
<li>Courtney Stodden takes <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2121292/Courtney-Stodden-wears-stripper-heels-beach-shares-PDA-filled-day-husband-Doug.html" target="_blank">her stripper heels</a> to the beach.</li>
<li>Russell Brand may have <a href="http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/67726605.html" target="_blank">cheated on Katy Perry</a>, according to her jewelry designer.</li>
<li>Jessica Simpson is trying to <a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/217787/is_jessica_simpson_spending_2_million_on_her_delivery_beyonce-style/" target="_blank">pull a Beyoncé</a> with her pregnancy.</li>
<li>Megan Fox doesn't want to <a href="http://theblemish.com/2012/03/megan-fox-would-never-trade-places-with-an-ugly-girl/" target="_blank">trade places</a> with an ugly girl.</li>
<li>Leonardo DiCaprio is <a href="http://laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/23089/Why-Leonardo-DiCaprio-hasn%E2%80%99t-been-promoting-Titanic-possibilities" target="_blank">too good</a> for the <em>Titanic</em> premiere.</li>
<li>This is <a href="http://www.dlisted.com/2012/03/28/when-twihards-go-too-far" target="_blank">what happens when Twihards</a> love <em>Twilight</em> a little too much.</li>
<li>Nicki Minaj's new track "Champion" <a href="http://idolator.com/6234471/nicki-minaj-champion-listen" target="_blank">has leaked</a>.</li>
<li>Fiona Apple is awesome, and <a href="http://www.vulture.com/2012/03/fiona-apple-gay-straight-alliance.html" target="_blank">writes a letter</a> to endorse a high school's Gay-Straight Alliance.</li>

Jessica Simpson Censorship of the Day

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Jessica Simpson Censorship of the Day
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A Safeway grocery store outside of Tucson has decided that Jessica Simpson's pregnant Elle cover is far too shocking and unseemly to be viewed by the public.

A reader sent the photo to Jezebel, and pointed out that the cardboard block at the Tanque Verde Safeway has been there for a week. The Elle cover features Simpson showing off her pregnant stomach à la Demi Moore.

The manager of the store said he didn't know about it, and "doesn't even look at the magazine racks."

Women of Arizona, take note: If you're pregnant you apparently need to cover it up, and if you're not, you better explain why you're taking those birth control pills.

[Jezebel]

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<li><strong>Above:</strong> <a href="http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/67516731.html" target="_blank">New stills</a> from the upcoming March 25th <em>Mad Men</em> premiere.</li>
<li>Brad Pitt <a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/216079/brad_pitt_tells_ellen_degeneres_that_he_gets_far_too_much_credit_for_make_it_right_nola/" target="_blank">discusses his Make It Right foundation</a> with New Orleans-native Ellen DeGeneres.</li>
<li>D-list stars are <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2012/03/20/danielle-staub-michael-dina-lohan-dial-a-star-website/#.T2kMQ2JSTah" target="_blank">raking it in</a> on a new site called Dial A Star.</li>
<li>Adele's <em>21</em> has officially <a href="http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/180524/adeles-21-has-sold-more-copies-than-the-dark-side-of-the-moon/" target="_blank">sold more copies</a> than Pink Floyd's <em>The Dark Side of the Moon</em>.</li>
<li>Jessica Simpson is still <a href="http://theblemish.com/2012/03/jessica-simpson-set-to-release-flood-of-amniotic-fluid/" target="_blank">oversharing</a>.</li>
<li>Louis C.K. and Ewan McGregor <a href="http://seriouslyomg.com/?p=24140" target="_blank">are in love</a>, and it's beautiful.</li>
<li>Escándalo! Last night's <em>RuPaul's Drag Race</em> was a <a href="http://www.dlisted.com/2012/03/20/open-post-hosted-puddle-drag-queen-barf" target="_blank">big, barfy mess</a>.</li>
<li>Jon Hamm doesn't think <a href="http://videogum.com/495082/awww-jon-hamm-doesnt-think-hes-handsome/celebrity-gossip/" target="_blank">he's handsome</a>.</li>
<li>Sienna Miller is keeping a low profile, but there's no hiding <a href="http://www.laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/23017/Pregnant-Sienna-Miller-shoots-ad-in-London" target="_blank">that baby bump</a>.</li>
<li>Nick Cave and Debbie Harry <a href="http://www.pitchfork.com/reviews/tracks/13322-the-breaking-hands/" target="_blank">cover "The Breaking Hands"</a> by Gun Club.</li>

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<li><strong>Above:</strong> A <em>Mad Men</em> remix, <a href="http://elisakreisinger.wordpress.com/2012/03/12/mad-men-remix-don-loves-roger/" target="_blank">by PopCulturePirate</a>, entitled <em>QueerMen: Don Loves Roger</em>.</li>
<li>Jessica Simpson is going to <a href="http://theblemish.com/2012/03/jessica-simpson-to-name-her-kid-maxi/" target="_blank">name her daughter Maxi</a>, which is a terrible idea.</li>
<li>Jason Segel talks about <a href="http://seriouslyomg.com/?p=24020" target="_blank">what he misses most</a> about being in a relationship.</li>
<li>George Clooney <a href="http://www.dlisted.com/2012/03/15/stacy-keibler-who" target="_blank">ditched Stacy Keibler</a> for Michelle Obama.</li>
<li>The Hold Steady's Craig Finn is launching <a href="http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/180334/the-hold-steadys-craig-finn-launches-beer-called-clear-heart/" target="_blank">his own beer</a>.</li>
<li>Ashley Judd's rep explains <a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/215198/ashley_judds_rep_explains_her_puffy_face_she_has_a_sinus_infection/" target="_blank">why she appeared all puff</a>y on her recent media tour.</li>
<li>Jennifer Lopez's manager thinks <a href="http://laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/22980/JLo%E2%80%99s-manager-doesn%E2%80%99t-approve-of-Casper-Smart-relationship" target="_blank">she's slumming it</a> with Casper Smart.</li>
<li>Britney Spears is set <a href="http://www.eonline.com/news/watch_with_kristin/modern_family_brad_pitt_george_clooney/301510" target="_blank">to guest star</a> on <em>Modern Family</em>.</li>
<li>This girl, who <a href="http://videogum.com/492131/thats-michael-ceras-girlfriend-allison/webjunk/?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Videogum+%28Videogum%29" target="_blank">loves Michael Cera</a>, is sort of terrifying.</li>
<li>Drake <a href="http://jezebel.com/5893548/drakes-seduction-techniques-include-white-wine-spritzers--john-hughes-movies" target="_blank">wants to seduce you</a> with <em>Sixteen Candles</em> and dinner by the pool.</li>

Jessica Simpson's TMI of the Day

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This morning on Ryan Seacrest's radio show, Jessica Simpson's interview turned into a big overshare about her pregnant sex life.

"I am definitely feeling intimate," Simpson told Seacrest. "I'm kind of unstoppable at the moment! ... Like the big 'O' is like the biggest 'O' ever."

The singer then revealed that her fiancé Eric Johnson was "always ready" to field her advances.

Simpson has been making the rounds to promote her new NBC show, Fashion Star, but the real star of every interview has been her growing stomach.

"We're waddling at this point," she told Jay Leno last night on The Tonight Show.

The celebrity fashion designer also graces the new cover of Elle, and shows off her baby bump in a Demi Moore-inspired photo shoot.

[TheHuffingtonPost]

Jessica Simpson Does Leno of the Day

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Last night, an extremely pregnant Jessica Simpson appeared on The Tonight Show to promote her new series Fashion Star.

"We're waddling at this point," she cackled to host Jay Leno, adding that she was tottering around in 6-inch heels.

The singer also opened up about her Braxton Hicks contractions, and came to the conclusion that "labor is really going to hurt!"

Simpson recently showed off her baby bump in a Demi Moore-style photo shoot for Elle, and revealed to the magazine that she and her fiancé Eric Johnson were expecting a little girl.

[USAToday]

Elle Cover Girl of the Day

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Jessica Simpson is the latest celebrity mom-to-be to to pose à la Demi Moore for Elle magazine.

The April issue features plenty of glamour shots of the pregnant singer, plus one of her fiancé Eric Johnson kissing her uncovered stomach.

The fashion mogul also revealed that the new baby will be a "she," and Simpson is hoping for a little girl who cares about fashion as much as she does.

"Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!" she drawled to the magazine.

"Eric is so athletic," said Simpson. "We're gonna have this ath-a-letic girl and I won't even be able to take her shopping."

[USAToday]