Ladies and gentlemen, '80s awareness is at an all-time low. It's an epidemic that needs addressing, so world-renowned actor and '80s expert Kevin Bacon is here to help.
Today in unnecessary reboots, Bravo has announced it is redeveloping Heathers, the 1988 cult classic starring Winona Ryder and Christian Slater, for the small screen:
In the updated take, Heathers picks up 20 years later, with Veronica (Ryder's character) returning home to Sherwood with her teenage daughter, who must contend with the next generation of mean girls: the Ashleys: the daughters of the surviving Heathers.
Lick it up, baby. Lick. It. Up.