Some Americans accidentally invaded Canada this weekend when about 1500 folks in floats got pushed off-course by strong winds, pushing them onto the Ontario side of the St. Clair River in Michigan.
Unwilling to share their Molson, the Canadians insisted on bussing everyone back to the border to U.S. Customs:
It has been crazy busy. Thank you Sarnia Transit. Also thank you Esso & Lanxess. Couldn't have done it without you. pic.twitter.com/a47hmm92QS— Sarnia Police (@SarniaPolice) August 21, 2016
We can guarantee they kept the party going once they got back on U.S. soil, because #Merica'!
Remember, this is the land that, until recently, was known as the "land of rape and honey."
Oh Canada, you do keep trying, don't you?
Canadian Prime Minister Trudeau was leaving the beach as a bride-to-be was coming down the stairs. With his wetsuit pulled down to his waist, he photobombed her wedding pic with his bare torso.
Canada is lucky that its PM does not have the physique of, say, D. Trump...That would not have been a sight for sore eyes.
(Photo by wedding photographer Marnie Recker)
Google trends shows searches for "how can i move to canada" spiked following the end of "Super Tuesday" after Donald Trump won the most delegates in the Republican party. The climb started slowly at first but then jumped to 1,150%.
via @smfrogers, @moneyries
Coincidence? Possibly, it looks like Taco Bell in Canada has a Cheetos Crunchwrap so that's worth taking into account.
More likely though, is that a lot of people are entertaining the idea of getting out of the country while the borders are still open before Trump becomes president and builds a wall around the US. Especially Chris Christie, like 30% of those searches were just him looking for a way out.
Canada's dreamy new prime minister, Justin Trudeau, will be the first prime minister to walk in Toronto's Pride Parade.
He was also part of the parade last year as a candidate.
This year's theme is "You Can Sit With Us".
Such an inclusive statement is very fitting to accompany the year a Prime Minister who has made headlines by creating a diverse and gender equal cabinet walks in the parade.
Cape Breton Island in Canada has set up a website encouraging those who plan on fleeing the U.S.A. if Donald Trump wins the Presidential election to immigrate to their beautiful island. They are highly reviewed as a tourist spot and before you ask, yes, they are 100% serious. It even says so in their FAQ:
Why are they doing this? Apparently the island's locals are desperate for company. The website explains it like this:
Our population is shrinking. A slow economy, in combination with out-migration has us on an unsustainable path. The truth is we welcome all, no matter the ideology. We have a beautiful island, a friendly people, a rich culture and a bright future. Join us here on Cape Breton Island!
Canada just out Murica'd the United States.
Ontario burger chain The Works has unveiled a hamburger that is stuffed and topped with Reese's peanut butter cups.
Cue the mouth watering.
The Frankenstein burger is part of the restaurant's "Get Stuff'd" campaign, and is described as:
"Stuff'd with Reese Peanut Butter Cups candy right inside our juicy beef patty and topped with crispy onion strings, two strips of smoked bacon and even more Reese Peanut Butter Cups candy!"
Diabeetus doesn't count during Halloween, right?