A pretty cool stencil art of Game Boy (or "Game Girl" as it says) in Nordhausen, Germany.

Here are Justin Jedlica's stats:

• Age: 32
• Plastic Surgeries: 90
• Total Spent: Around $100,000

So what's his deal? He wants a physique like Barbie's boyfriend, but ditched working out -- "so not exciting, not glamorous" -- in favor of silicone implants to his butt, belly, biceps, and triceps (among other things).

"I love to metamorphosize myself, and the stranger the surgery the better," he says. "Bucking the norm is so much fun."

Way cooler than Barbie in real life.

By Lee Romao.

Well, the Russian version.

Meet Ozzy, a Vancouver cat who took a crossbow shot to the neck last week -- and promptly became the Internet's newest meme.

(And not to worry: Several days and $1,000 worth of vet services later, he's all good.)

At this year's Dragon*Con, Redditor GreenArrowFL not only re-enacted one of the biggest covers in Marvel history, he married his boyfriend of 20 years in the process.

Awww.

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This bizarre Ukrainian art installation simply asks patrons to kiss the sleeping woman. And one more thing -- they have to sign a contract promising marriage, if they happen to wake her up.

How easy is divorce in the Ukraine?

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