Fail of The Day: Dynamic Duo Steals Jewelry From Art Gallery, Leaves Name And Number in Guest Book
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Stupid is not a strong enough word to describe these alleged jewelry thieves.

Police say a man and woman were arrested this weekend in Palm Springs after stealing a bracelet and ring from an art studio. And how were they caught?

They signed the guest book.

Megan Ohara, 24, and David Ziskoski, 19, were arrested for allegedly stealing the jewelry, which was valued at $6,000.

Here's how it went down, according to the Sun Sentinel:

When confronted, Ohara told police she had the items in her purse. She gave the officers the ring and bracelet, and subsequently, she and Ziskoski were arrested.

As officers arrived back to the gallery, the artist said he had noticed something in his gallery's guestbook. Someone had written multiple fake email entries into the guestbook, including "," according to the arrest report.

Two of the fake emails included the name "Meg" and one included Ohara's phone number next to it. Also on the page was a drawing of male genitalia and a woman's face labeled as "Meg."

Someone get these two a Darwin Award, stat!

Via: Cat Crib
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Sure, you love your cat, but if only there were some sparkly way to cover up the parts of your pet that you love less.

Well, Twinkle Tush is here to fix that problem that you never even would have considered anyone ever has had.

By hanging a large, sparkly gem around a short string, you can thread your poor, embarrassed cat's tail through and cover up its terrible, terrible anus.

According to the product's website, the Twinkle Tush is merely trying to protect your sensitive houseguest's eyes from the specter that is cat anatomy.

Have you ever thrown a respectable cocktail party at your home only to have your feline family member come out and proudly display their uncovered rear? While kitty might enjoy showing off their brown eye, we're sure your guests don't like to see that one eyed monster while munching on their caviar. Give your cat some class. Hang a Twinkle Tush from their tail and cover that butt in bling.

So many questions.

How much is this marvel of innovation, you're probably shouting at the computer screen. Well, the good people at Cat Crib want to sell you this accessory for the low, low price of $5.99.

To their credit, they do admit it is a gag gift, though seem very interested in slinging some of these feline butt covers.

Their usual modus operandi is selling fabric that you put under your chairs to make a cat hammock. This is probably just an attempt to diversify.

Via: Shapeways
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Now you can finally have a way to show off your sense of fashion and your love for LEGOs through one piece of jewelry.

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