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After using Craigslist to hunt down an old Macintosh, redditor bobwowbob stumbled upon a NSFW surprise hidden in a fake “America Online” folder. As it turns out bobwowbob had actually discovered a rare “interactive erotica” app, called MacPlaymate. The app was put together by comic book artist and game designer, Mike Saenz in 1986.

The premise of MacPlaymate was very simple:

Players could strip down a digital avatar named Maxie, mess around with Maxie using various sex toys with names like Mighty Mo Throbber, and watch Maxie 'make it' with other digital characters. The software even had a “panic” button that'd bring up a spreadsheet if someone walked by your computer screen.

The following is a NSFW demo of MacPlaymate, and the dude's voice and commentary are at least 20x creepier than the software itself:


WTF of The Day: Chinese Man Marries Sex Doll Because He Has Terminal Cancer
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This is one of those stories where you don't know if you should feel sad or grossed out.

A man in China has married a realistic sex doll because he has terminal cancer and wants to feel the joy of marriage without leaving behind a grieving widow.

The 28-year-old man has not yet been identified, but some are suggesting this could all just be a marketing stunt.

Nevertheless, the (happy?) couple had one beautiful wedding photo shoot...

We wish the couple much happiness. And the man many nights of fapping.

Offer of The Day: Sex Toy Maker Will Give Justin Bieber $1 Million to Endorse Product
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Nothing says vibrating replica-penis kit like Justin Bieber.

At least that is what one sex toy company thinks.

Clone-A-Willy, a personal penis duplicator that allows a user to cast an exact replica of their member, is offering the singer $1 million if he endorses the company's products.

"Justin Bieber, he's popular, talented and now as the entire world knows ... quite well-endowed. You can only imagine ... a huge billboard of Justin Bieber and "Clone-A-Willy" in West Hollywood. It would surely do wonders to help promote his new album and certainly wouldn't hurt his "dating" life," a letter sent to The Huffington Post said.

After nude photos of Bieber leaked earlier this month, the singer said he "felt violated."

So his endorsement will probably never happen.

But what could a Bieber endorsement look like? This, probably.

Protest of The Day: University of Texas Students Will Carry Dildos Around to Speak Out Against Guns
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You dildon't want to miss out on this protest.

In response to a new law passed in Texas that allows students to carry concealed guns on campus, some students at The University of Texas at Austin are planning a very unique way to speak out.

A Facebook event using the hashtag #CocksNotGlocks is encouraging students to strap sex toys onto their backpacks August 2016 to protest.

Event organizer Jessica Jin had this to say about the protest:

"'You're carrying a gun to class? Yeah well I'm carrying a HUGE D*LDO,'" she said in the group's description. "Just about as effective at protecting us from sociopathic shooters, but much safer for recreational play."

If you say so, Jessica.

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On-Air Blooper of the Day: A senior anchor at Russia's REN TV has generated some controversy both in her home country and abroad, after she was caught on camera flashing her middle finger during an afternoon news broadcast earlier this month.

What makes this particular bird-flipping newsworthy is that Ms. Limanova had just

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Good To Know of the Day: "I would have girls regard themselves not as adjectives but as nouns" --Elizabeth Cady Stanton. "Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry." --Gloria Steinem. "My p*ssy be yankin'." --Lady.

(NSFW, yankin' p*ssy.)

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PeeSA of the Day: The kids today don't know how to piss in public. Luckily for them, the ever-helpful Gavin McInnes volunteers his time and expertise to right this egregious wrong.

(NSFW, Gavin McInnes.)

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