Greatest Plank of the year, even, considering that Planking hasn't really been a thing for some time now.

How did he get up there? How did he get back down? Is that lamp hot? So many questions.

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In which Russian teens, in their own version of planking called skywalking, climb increasingly tall structures in search of increasingly dazzling dizzying photos. No reports of anyone falling to their deaths -- yet. More pics here, and the obligatory video here.

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Internet Fad of the Day: As the gerund meme du jour becomes progressively more desperate, it's important to take a step back and salute the classic verbal nouns that paved the way for today's fly-by-night fads.

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Morning Links:

• Above: Hugh Hefner's new personal playmate Anna Sophia Berglud tweets: "I got Hef to plank!" Joke's on her: He's actually dead.

• Match.com founder Gary Kremen's girlfriend left him for a man she met through Match.com.

• Slate

LOL White People of the Day: Eliza Dushku takes a break from helping to build a trauma and healing rehabilitation center for Uganda's child soldiers to do a bit of planking.

inb4 slavery.

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Poor Planksmanship of the Day: A wiser fella than myself once said, "sometimes you plank the stove, sometimes the stove, well, it planks you."

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Celebrity Planking of the Day: Flamboyant fitness guru Richard Simmons discovers Planking.

Meme over -- or just beginning?