Supercut of the Day: While this montage of "That's What She Said" moments in the news is a bit short, it's hard not to enjoy, so quit complaining and suck it up.
[wwi / nextround.]
TWSS of the Day: One of the possible responses to a question on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? was "Uranus."
I think you see where this is going.
Cheeky Headline of the Day: It's no Gay vs. Dix, but it'll do.
[wyff / @thesquare.]
PROTIP of the Day: Should you ever find yourself a contestant on Jeopardy!, here's a helpful tip: It's probably not "Pussy Furry."
[bwe / nextround.]
Daily Double Entendre: Paula Deen knows she's going to be sucking that head.
That's What They Said of the Day: It doesn't take long for talk of a "long, stabby thing" on the set of Australia's Today Show to spiral into a full-blown double entendre-thon.