The Aziz Ansari album art we've been waiting for.

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Aziz Ansari has released a preview of his new stand-up special, Dangerously Delicious, in which he muses about rapper 50 Cent's struggles with the distinction between a grape and a grapefruit.

Ansari is going the Louis C.K. route with the one-hour special, making it available online for 5 bucks.

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Another Sign Of The Times of the Day: So that awesome Ron Swanson bacon special sign from before? Turns out it's from a Trader Joe's in Centreville, VA, and the lovely lady responsible for its resplendence, Elisa Ortiz, has happily provided Splitsider with another exa

Single Serving Site of the Day: Tom Haverfoods.

Excellent work, Internet. Take the rest of the day off.

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