A fearless sparrow remains completely calm as the windshield wipers sway back and forth.

Not a Single Damn of the Day is a feature series that celebrates some of the most carefree people and laid back animals in our everyday lives.

Give a bird a fish, and it'll eat for a day. Teach a bird to fish with a piece of bread, and it'll fish like a boss.

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Meanwhile, At Walmart of the Day: Employees at the Walmart Supercenter in Longmont, Colorado, get "fired up" by dancing to "Surfin' Bird" by The Trashmen.

Everyday Low Papa-Oom-Mow-Mow, etc.

[guyism.]

Hood Ornament of the Day: A Cattle Egret hitches a four-minute ride on some dude's windshield.

A bit of a miss with the soundtrack. Should have probably gone with "Surfin' Bird" by The Trashmen, considering that's what he called his video and the fact that everybody knows that the bird is the word.

[sayomg.]