This 'Cool Mom', in Florida of course, arranged for a stripper to be the entertainment for her son's 8th birthday party. That's right, the child was turning 8-years old, and she got him a stripper.
Twitter user @Saeya8 originally posted this video on Twitter with this caption about her teacher's surprise birthday party:
Threw our teacher a surprise party. He doesn't remember the last time he has a bday cake
According to the Daily Mail, this teacher is Kyle Simpler of Burleson High School in Texas. He revealed that it's been about 10 years since he's had a real birthday cake.
Dick Van Dyke was surprised by a few hundred people who came to sing and dance for his birthday. Most of them were dressed up as chimney sweeps like Dick Van Dyke's character Bert from Mary Poppins.
At first he watched from a balcony like the king of exaggerated Cockney accents that he is.
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But after a while he came down to join everyone and even sing along.
Kids are delightfully weird.
Iris, a 4-year-old girl from Fayetteville, Arkansas had a very unique birthday wish that came true.
She really, really, really loves CVS Pharmacy. So much so, that she asked her mom to throw her a CVS-themed birthday party.
"Ultimately she loves CVS because she knows it to be a dreamland of snacks, chocolate milks, and toys," her mom, Sarah Fortune Gill, told BuzzFeed.
Party decorations included a CVS cashier stand, CVS cake and, of course, an official CVS name tag for Iris.
There were even some CVS brand adult beverages for the adults.
The local CVS heard about the party and sent over some goodies. And they sent her this message.
Happy Birthday, Iris!
Ah, you're Putin me on with this one.
For his Oct. 7 birthday, the President of the Russian Federation strapped on his skates and took to the ice like a tyrannical zamboni. Vladamir Putin played against NHL stars in Socci and scored a whopping seven goals, leading his team to a 15-10 victory.
Mashable has more details:
The event kicked off the fifth season of Russia's Night Hockey League, and saw Putin playing alongside international hockey legends like Pavel Bure and Vladimir Lutchenko. His team took home victory, beating their opponents 15 to 10.
The opposing team included Defense Minister Sergei Shoigu as well as Putin's close friends — tycoons Gennady Timchenko and Arkady Rotenberg. Both were slapped with Western sanctions last year for their ties to Putin in the wake of Russia's annexation of Crimea.
But Putin was undoubtedly the star of the show, and event went home with a trophy for his team's win at the end and a medal for his contribution to hockey in Russia.
There's no reason at all to question Putin's ability to score seven goals playing against hockey legends.
He's just that good.
This isn't the first time, he's shown such amazing prowess in three periods of play. Just last May, Putin bested his birthday score, by putting eight pucks into the net.
Truly the world of hockey is missing out on a player that would eclipse the great Gretzky.
Here's the highlight reel from Wednesday's game.