Cake of the Day: Vin Diesel Celebrates His Birthday with a Reminder that He's a Huge Nerd

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My birthday cake...Thanks for the love...

Posted by Vin Diesel on Sunday, July 19, 2015
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In case you forgot that Vin Diesel was a big geek, he shamelessly reminded you on his Facebook page July 19.

The big man was celebrating his 48th birthday in his own style with this gorgeous cake shaped like Dungeons & Dragons books.

Diesel has long been open about his fandom with the table top role playing game and about how it helped him shape his identity and build confidence

He also said as much to Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show.

WTF of the Day: Texas Teacher Fired After Giving a 15 Year Old Student a Lap Dance in Front of Class for His Birthday

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According to a male student, "Ms. Smith" grabbed his journal and stopped him from talking to his friends as he walked into his third-period class. He said he sat at his desk, and after the tardy bell rang, she placed a chair in front of the room. Music started playing and the entire class of middle school students began yelling and telling him to sit down. It was his birthday.

The student said he sat down and Ms. Smith gave him a full contact lap dance, rotating her buttocks against him and rubbing her hands all over his body. Ms. Smith also got on her knees in front of him and placed her head between his legs. The student admitted that he slapped Ms. Smith on the buttocks a few times.

At the end of the dance, Ms. Smith wrapped her arms around the student and he gave her bottom another squeeze. She hugged him and said "I love you, baby. Happy birthday," according to documents.

Happy Birthday of the Day: Internet Explorer Turns 18

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Eighteen years ago today, a team of six Microsoft programmers led by Thomas Reardon unveiled the first version of Internet Explorer, one of the most widely used and hated web browsers of our time. Image courtesy of Stephanie Sicore via Flickr.

Happy Birthday of the Day: Gabe Newell

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The Internet's beloved video game developer and co-founder of Valve Gabe Newell turned 50 today.

Caterpillar Birthday Party of the Day

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Tumblr user Nest of Vellum was all ready to add this caterpillar to a friend's insect collection -- and to celebrate, they decided to throw it a final birthday party.

But the pics were so charming, they had no choice but to let it live.

Awww.

Morning Fluff

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Mondays are for mammoth bones!

Quote of the Day

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Happy 65th to Larry David. May he never stop teaching us all the things.

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