He is the Jean Valjean of possums.
This little marsupial snuck into someone’s kitchen for a feast of bread, and he didn’t want to leave.
The owner tried to shoo him out with a wooden spoon, but it doesn’t work very well, because he totally DGAF.
Give a bird a fish, and it'll eat for a day. Teach a bird to fish with a piece of bread, and it'll fish like a boss.
Lights Out: Opa, doner, poodles, bread, repeat.
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