A Burger King in Japan constructed a cheeseburger -- emphasis on cheese -- on par with the zaniest of all In-N-Out Burger monstrosities.

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Burger King Delivers of the Day: Because America is clearly not get fat fast enough, Burger King has begun testing home delivery at a handful of restaurants in the Washington, D.C. area.

The success of the program will eventually lead to a nationwide rollout.

A few restrictions apply: Customers must live within a 10-minut

Burger Chain Beef of the Day: McDonald's agreed to stop airing the above ad in Germany after Burger King released a statement saying its fast food rival has "broken the rules of comparative advertising by degrading the Burger King brand."

Translation: "Your ad is memorable and makes us look bad and we're not smart enough to come up with a clever retort so quit it you big

Kids Meal Toys of the Day: Burger King promotes the 22nd annual Treehouse of Horror episode, set to air October 30th, with a brand new line of superhero-themed Simpsons toys.

[superpunch.]

End Of An Era of the Day: Burger King announced today that it will be ditching its creepy king mascot in favor of a more mom-centric marketing angle.

Its first post-king ad campaign, set to begin airing this Monday, will introduce the California Whopper -- the fast-food chain's familiar flagship sandwich with the addition of

Meanwhile, In Fort Myers of the Day: The Burger King James Version of the Bible is by far the least literal translation.

[sirmitchell.]