Nyan Of Cathlehem of the Day: O nyan of wonder, nyan of light / Nyan with royal beauty bright / Westward leading, still proceeding / Guide us to thy purrfect pop-tart.
Curious Christmas Cat of the Day: Lauren says: "This is my cat, Fran. Fran is an impatient little turd who can't wait until tomorrow like the rest of us."
That's probably because she couldn't tell the difference. You see, everyday is Christmas when you're a cat.