Toy of the Day: Devil Giraffe will Steal Your Soul

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If you're looking for a cute, cuddly (posessed) stuffed animal to go with that "Evil Stick" you bought for your kids - you're in luck.

Just in time for Christmas, Satan has unleashed his latest minion disguised as a tiny giraffe.

Watch it walk across a table emitting a high-pitched scream to conjure all the demons from hell to your house for the holidays.

Supercut of the Day: The Avengers Sing Christmas Carols

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Video editor James Covenant, who made it so Captain Picard could sing "Let It Snow," has a new holiday video starring The Avengers… and Groot.

Good tidings they bring, to you and your Hulk.

You Saw This Coming of the Day: TGI Fridays Drone Crash Lands on Woman’s Face

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Come for the mozzarella sticks, go home with a bloody nose.

TGI Friday's "Mobile Misteltoe" has had its first casualty, crashing into a woman's face a chipping off a piece of her nose, according to Brooklyn Daily.

The two remote-controlled helicopters dangling sprigs of mistletoe were intended to spread holiday romance, but one of them flew out of control and clipped Courier photographer Georgine Benvenuto in the nose with one of its spinning, uncovered blades.

The drone operator was attempting to land the device on the reporter's hand, when it veered off and hit Benvenuto.


TGI Friday's says it hasn't had any other accidents in its test flights, and that it's safe because ""we do not let consumers touch it."

The drones are part of a marketing campaign by the restaurant chain in which the devices fly above customers heads while they eat, forcing them to kiss.

The bloodshed is just an added bonus… because drones will be drones!

Fail of the Day: Kirk Cameron’s ‘Saving Christmas’ is Now The Worst Movie on IMDB

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It's Fox News' annual "War on Christmas," and former "Growing Pains" star turned messenger of God Kirk Cameron is fighting the good fight with a terrible new movie.

"Saving Christmas" was released in theaters November 14, and so far it's doing one thing really well - failing.

The movie currently has a 0% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, and on IMDB's "Bottom 100" list, the film is number one - right next to "Birdemic: Shock and Terror."

According to description on its website, the movie is summarized as such:

"An engaging story that provides a biblical basis for our time-honored traditions and celebrations, and the inspiration to stand strongly against a culture that wants to trivialize and eliminate the faith elements of this holy season."

It is being called "The Room of Christmas movies". "Jezebel" says it is "another reason to kill Christmas." And the "Chicago Sun-Times" says "this may be one of the least artful holiday films ever made. Even devout born-again Christians will find this hard to stomach."

Despite the harsh reviews, Cameron attempted to save his own movie by begging people on Facebook to upvote the disaster on Rotten Tomatoes. he said it worked temporarily with the score rising to 94%, but soon the plan backfired and the rest of the Internet dragged it back down adding a whole new onslaught of hilariously bad reviews to rub it in.

Cover of the Day: ‘All I Want for Christmas is You’ in 20 Different Musical Styles

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"10 Seconds Songs" guy Anthony Vincent is back with a new video for the holidays, performing Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas is You," in 20 different musical styles, including The Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Blink 182, Imagine Dragons and Alvin & The Chipmunks.

Cover of the Day: Bing Crosby Gets Death Metal Treatment

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This is what Christmas sounds like in Hell.

Composer Andy Rehfeldt has turned the classic tune "Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer" into a holiday headbanger.

Satan Santa approves.

Ad of the Day: Smelly Santa Wakes Up Kids on Christmas Eve

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Whether you want to admit it or not, everybody poops - including Santa Claus - but that doesn't mean we need a visual.

In their latest viral ad, toilet spray maker Poo-Pourri imagines Christmas Eve in the worst way possible, with Santa on the John and his bathroom odor waking up three young British girls.

Poo puns aplenty here.