Taylor Swift Defense of the Day

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Today in drunken celeb busts, George Boedecker, the 51-year-old co-founder of Crocs, was arrested Saturday after he was discovered "drunk as crap" and passed out behind the wheel of his Porsche in Boulder, CO.

When questioned by Officer Patrick Vest, Boedecker said his girlfriend had been driving -- "a really f**king famous [singer]" -- then asked Vest whether he "knew who Taylor Swift was."

Vest asked Boedecker where Swift had disappeared. Boedecker gestured toward a neighboring yard and answered "Nashville." Boedecker then referred to his imaginary girlfriend as "batshit crazy," declared the police his "enemies for life," and promised to take their badges.

Worth noting: Boedecker was wearing flip flops.


Try Harder of the Day

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Try Harder of the Day: As part of its corporate social responsibility program Croc Cares, Crocs Inc. announced that it has donated 100,000 pairs of its foam clogs to organizations distributing supplies to individuals affected by the 2011 Sendai earthquake.

Dear God, will their suffering never cease?!

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