Say What Now of the Day

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Not even a week since suspect James Holmes shot up a Colorado movie theater -- killing 12 -- and asshat comedian Dane Cook treats his audience at the Laugh Factory to the following:

So I heard that the guy came into the theater about 25 minutes into the movie. And I don't know if you've seen the movie, but the movie is pretty much a piece of crap. Yea, spoiler alert.

I know that if none of that would have happened, pretty sure that somebody in that theater, about 25 minutes in, realizing it was a piece of crap, was probably like 'ugh f**king shoot me.'

Too soon, bro. TOO SOON.


Oh Hell No of the Day

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Oh Hell No of the Day: Director Hunter Richards, providing DVD commentary for his debut feature film London, can recall Dane Cook's name, but can't quite put his finger on Louis C.K.

[thanks mike!]

Dane Cook News of the Day

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Dane Cook News of the Day: NBC announced today that it has signed a development deal with Dane Cook for a half-hour sitcom starring the controversial comedian.

While many networks sought to sign with Cook, it was the lowest-rated network that eventually snagged the stand-up comic. The as-yet-untitled show is expected to air next Fall.

Cook's previous forays into broadcast T