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Bruce Almighty,Dear God No,Unnecessary Sequel
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Unnecessary Sequel of the Day: Universal is reportedly developing a Bruce Almighty sequel for Jim Carrey.

As you may recall, 2007's Bruce Almighty sequel, Evan Almighty, was just really very awful despite starring some pretty funny people. However, according to Variety, Jarrad Paul and Andrew Mogel of Yes Man<

american psycho,Dear God No,Noble Jones,this is why,Unnecessary Remake
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Unnecessary Remake of the Day: Lionsgate is reportedly moving forward with a remake of American Psycho penned by music video director Noble Jones.

Jones, whose only major motion picture experience comes from directing the second unit for David Fincher's The Social Network, is better known for his work on music videos for Taylor Swift and M

Dear God No,plastic-surgeons-warning,Slippery Nipple
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Plastic Surgeon’s Warning of the Day: Dr. Anthony Youn, a plastic surgeon who operates out of Metro Detroit, warns readers in a post on CNN's health blog The Chart that smoking "can make your nipples fall off."

He recounts a story he first told in his memoir, In Stitches, about a patient of his who was undergoing a breast lift, when her nipples suddenly turned

Dear God No,Face Fire,One More Thing To Worry
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One More Thing To Worry About of the Day: 29-year-old Kim Grice was undergoing routine cyst-removal surgery in Alabama when a flash-fire suddenly erupted on her face, causing her to sustain second-degree burns.

Worse still, the hospital has no idea what caused the fire.

"The doctors and the hospital are not telling us what happened," said her uncle, Ted Grice. "hey said they had

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Coattail Rider of the Day: Not content to let her seat-mate Rebecca Black hoard all the awful, Benni Cinkle, AKA "That Girl in Pink from 'Friday'" released her very own audio/visual abomination, "Can You See Me Now."

If you've ever wondered what it would be like to feel your blood cringe, this glib melange of otherwise serious social issues is for you.

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Haters Gonna Rightfully Hate of the Day: You didn't ask for it, but you're getting it anyway: Rebecca Black's latest single, "My Moment," has arrived to scrape away the scabs that were just starting to coat the wounds inflicted upon your ear drums by her last audio abomination.

What're you gonna do? This is apparently her moment. And she's waited for so long. Five whole months. Which might as well be forever.

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