Romney: "I don't see our influence growing around the world. I see our influence receding."
Obama: "... You've been all over the map."
Heeeeere we go!
"Look, you vagina-harpies, though you carry the Curse of Eve, I would allow you stewardess employment." #debate— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) October 17, 2012
"Look, you vagina-harpies, though you carry the Curse of Eve, I would allow you stewardess employment." #debate
Let's talk women!
Ol' Bill's got a fresh take on the first debate: "Old Moderate Mitt, where ya been, boy? I missed you all these last few years."
Bill for president!
Jim Lehrer: "A little pitchy, but mmm. Good stuff!"
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