Turns out Great Danes don't make such great beds (but they do make pretty sweet slides).
Musical Pet Trick of the Day: Taking cues from their owner's ocarina whistles, a pair of Golden Retrievers "play" the Flea Waltz on a custom-made "puppy piano."
Pooch versus pigs in a no-holds-barred, winner-take-all cute match.
Aww, he thinks he's puppies.
Crappy Mishap of the Day: At the international canine conformation championship Crufts, a dog is disqualified for being a dog.
Flowchart of the Day: Oh, dogs. Don't ever change.