Stupid Pet Trick of the Day: Norman brings a welcome new meaning to the words "scooting dog."

[urlesque.]

Afternoon Snack: Puppy has trouble comprehending the concept of reflection.

[hyst.]

Farting Funny-Faced Dog of the Day: "Dog farts and makes funny face." Otherwise known as "welcome to the Internet, this is what we do."

[bwe.]

Baby's First Puppy Zip-Up of the Day: iPhone Quilt Grandma Harriet Rosin's latest knitting project: A zip-up hoodie with puppy ears for her grandson Gabriel, complete with a pattern that matches the family dog.

[benjaminstein.]

Dog of the Day: Meet Scottish deerhound Foxcliffe Hickory Wind: Winner of Best in Show at the 135th annual Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show. Hickory (full name Grand Champion Foxcliffe Hickory Wind) will toss his title on a pile consisting of 14 other best in show ribbons.

Let me be the first to say: The corgis were robbed.

[nyt

Animal Altercation of the Day: A police dog is sent to investigate reports of a domestic shorthair dispute.

[arbroath.]

Afternoon Snack: Nap Time segues adorably into Nom Time.

[sayomg.]