Apparently we've been doing this straw thing all wrong.

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Bars in Minneapolis may soon be installing "home" pregnancy test machines for female patrons, as part of a mission to warn about the dangers of fetal alcohol syndrome.

Minneapolis-based non-profit Healthy Brains for Children plans to install 100 of the machines in bars and restaurants, to encourage women to test themselves before ordering a drink. Each test is $3 and the bar doesn't reap any profits, as all proceeds go directly to the foundation.

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This new spot out of Finland will give you the heebie-jeebies -- watch as these kids are totally horrified by all variety of monsters, who at the end turn out to be their parents.

"How do our childen see us when we've been drinking?" asks the copy at the end.

Yeesh. Point made.

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This is why you're dropping an arm and a leg at the hip "speakeasy" in the trendy part of town.

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Become a partying champion with this handy hangover how-to from AsapSCIENCE. There's a lot of dubious drinking advice out there, so it's good to have the straight-up, scientific dope all in one place.

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