Family-Unfriendly Family Feud Survey Question of the Day: On a recent episode of Family Feud, a pastor's wife was forced to say the world "sperm" in response to survey question while host Steve Harvey pretended like that wasn't the only answer on everyone's mind.

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Lies My TV Told Me of the Day: How your Family Feud sausage is made: A Family Feud family sucks so bad that host Steve Harvey is forced to call for a do-over, effectively restarting the show as if nothing had happened.

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." --Albert Einstein.

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