Whether you're there for the molded cardboard tables, fighting with your spouse, or the inevitable diarrhea, you will probably stop at the dining room of Ikea at least once during any visit.
So be smart about it and follow these official power food rankings to make sure you eat the BEST of the-cheapest-food-you'll-eat-this-week!
But if you're shopping for your college duds, you might be better off eating on campus first?
Ever eaten your sushi and been saddened that you WEREN'T seeing 3D shapes in your soy sauce? Well rejoice!
Duncan Shotton has created "Soy Shapes" on Kickstarter and used creativity where it hasn't been used before... in your soy sauce containers! Just check out this fun way to dip your salmon rolls:
You can back him here.
Cinnamon Roll Pie Crusts are the new Paleo Diet. Or... wait, is that not how that works?
Anyways, this new food trend is rocking blood sugar levels everywhere, from Pinterest, to the Food Network, to Aunt Roberta's Canasta club:
It's easy to make, all you need to do is buy grocery store cinnamon rolls, slice them thinly, then place them carefully to create your crust. For more specific prep details, go here and watch this video:
And to try an AH-MAZING-looking Cinnamon Roll Dutch Apple Pie, go here.
Bon Appetite!
Toasteroid has a Kickstarter for their toaster that allows you to create pictures or send messages on your toast, from both remotely or nearby!
The possibilities of sending secret messages to your travelling latchkey Father are super exciting, as depicted by the girl from their Kickstarter video:
It works like this:
...and allows you to nag from near or far:
To be fair, it looks really cool:
So at $98,000+ already raised, toasts all around!
For about $20 at Albuquerque Italian restaurant, Paisano's, you can buy yourself some bad judgment.
The owner, Rick Camuglia, insists he wasn't trivializing the Black Lives Matter movement, but just trying to push his "tuna dish with black olive tapenade."
Understandably, Twitter erupted trying to explain where he went wrong:
...but he JUST DOESN'T SEEM TO GET IT.
The shirt and hat are still available for sale here if you don't get it either.
Australian Badminton player Sawan Serasinghe drowned his Rio loss sorrows like only an Olympian can:
with an 8,000-calorie gorgefest at Mickey D's.
His fans don't seem too upset about it yet...
...but just wait until that 8,000 calories hits his thighs
Panda Express announced today that it is considering using a new utensil called a "Chork" in it's restaurant locations, despite having a name that sounds like what happens when you eat too much Panda Express:
"Don't step there... I just chorked out my beef with broccoli."
It's a half-chopstick, half-fork contraption that could either fling plastic bits into your mouth, or make shovelling General Tso's into your gullet waaay easier...
Either way, the internet agrees the name is just stupid...
