Mittens may be in favor of dissolving FEMA, but he still wants those in the Sandy's path to be safe.

Meanwhile, here are 30 People Who Are Super Grateful For Hurricane Sandy.

Frankenstorm be damned -- this guy took his jet ski and his camera phone for a spin through the shore town of Manasquan, NJ, while another idiot drove his jet ski through the hurricane-force waves of New York Harbor.

That is all.

True story.

While we wait, here's the Hurricane Sandy meme watch.

Hurricane Sandy -- now officially the largest tropical cyclone ever -- is slowly making its way up the east coast. But now, it's easier to visualize how nasty this thing could be.

It's tough to take your eyes off the swirling orange bands, but it's the blue band coming from the west that is freaking everyone out. That's just a plain old storm front that went rogue, picking up a blast of arctic air as it sped across the country. When mixed with the warm tropical storm, it means Armageddon is coming early for the eastern seaboard -- the rest of the world will just have to wait for December.