Hallelujah of The Day: Scarlett Johansson Gets Hot and Heavy Reading Bible Verses
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You'll want to sin after hearing Scarlett Johansson's sexy version of the Holy Bible.

Joining SNL writer and cast member Mike O'Brien on Tasty Radio, ScarJo offers up a titillating rendition of Deuteronomy that will make any Bible believer blush.

Slavery, forced marriage, stoning, cutting people's hands off— the Old Testament never sounded so hot!

Lord, forgive us.

Whoops of The Day: A Giant Blimp is on The Loose Somewhere Over Pennsylvania
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Someone has got some explaining to do.

A giant U.S. surveillance blimp came untethered today around noon and is now floating 16,000 feet over Pennsylvania. Oh, and two F-16s have been deployed to monitor the situation.

The blimp is part of the Joint Land Attack Cruise Missile Defense Netted Sensor System (JLENS), a radar system used to pick up aerial threats.

But now it has become a threat itself to the good people of Pennsylvania, who are being advised to call 911 if they spot the monstrosity.

And because people on the Internet are horrible, they made some dumb jokes about the blimp.

Blimp 2K15, where are you?

Flavor Town of The Day: Supermodel Chrissy Tiegen Dressed as Guy Fieri for Halloween
Via: GQ
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Get ready, because model Chrissy Tiegen is about to take you on a ride through FLAVOR TOWN.

Forget all of those sexy Halloween costumes. Those are so 2014.

Your eyes won't even be able to comprehend her costume. It is so magnificent, so beautiful, so flavorful.

That's right. Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover model Chrissy Tiegen is Guy Fieri.

She just won Halloween. Go home, everyone.

Fail of The Day: Museum Cleaners Tossed This Art Installation Because They Thought it Was Trash
Via: IBT
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Cleaners at the Museion modern art gallery in Bolzano, Italy thought a recent art installation was trash.


The modern art piece entitled "Where are we going to dance tonight?," which features the leftovers of a dance party, was inadvertently tossed in the rubbish bin by cleaners.

From International Business Times:

Meant to represent consumerism, hedonism and the blending of revelry and politics of 1980s Italy, the installation depicted the aftermath of a party, with empty champagne bottles, confetti and cigarette stubs scattered all over the floor.

So, when a cleaning lady attended to tidy up the premises, she assumed the items was a pile of rubbish. Gallery curator Letizia Ragaglia said the mistake was partially due to the fact that the employee was new at the museum and thus unfamiliar with its exhibitions.

Luckily, the trash bags had not been thrown away when the museum discovered the mistake.

Offer of The Day: Sex Toy Maker Will Give Justin Bieber $1 Million to Endorse Product
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Nothing says vibrating replica-penis kit like Justin Bieber.

At least that is what one sex toy company thinks.

Clone-A-Willy, a personal penis duplicator that allows a user to cast an exact replica of their member, is offering the singer $1 million if he endorses the company's products.

"Justin Bieber, he's popular, talented and now as the entire world knows ... quite well-endowed. You can only imagine ... a huge billboard of Justin Bieber and "Clone-A-Willy" in West Hollywood. It would surely do wonders to help promote his new album and certainly wouldn't hurt his "dating" life," a letter sent to The Huffington Post said.

After nude photos of Bieber leaked earlier this month, the singer said he "felt violated."

So his endorsement will probably never happen.

But what could a Bieber endorsement look like? This, probably.

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Surprising fact of the day: Daniel Tosh looks great with eyeliner.

On an assumed quest to remain culturally relevant, the comedian released a shot-for-shot version of Selena Gomez's music video for 'Good For You.'

And it is breathtaking.

Those legs. Those dreamy eyes.

The video also features a "special guest," which turned out to be prop comedian Carrot Top.

Thanks for the weird Internets, Tosh and Top.

Prank of The Day: Bros Hold Fake Funeral For Bud Who Spends Too Much Time With His Girlfriend
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These bros are dedicated.

After noticing that their buddy, 20-year-old Keiran Cable, had been missing ever since he started dating his girlfriend—they knew that something had to be done.

So the group of 50 footballers from Wales decided to do what any reasonable group of young men would do. They organized a fake funeral to say goodbye to their beloved friend.

The funeral took place at a local pub and included everything a good funeral must have: service leaflets, a coffin, funeral procession and time for friends to read their special memories.

"I was in complete shock and didn't know what to do or say. My cheeks were aching from smiling so much. The boys made a massive effort and it was definitely a day to remember," Cable said.

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