Home Alone

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This might actually work if we can yank today's poorly aged Kevin McCallister (Macaulay Culkin) out his chain-smoking tent to star as Jigsaw in "The First Act."

Like the grown-up Culkin looks creepy enough without the proverbial sadistic clown face mask. Grantland writer, Jason Concepcion scrooged our last holiday season over when he drew back the curtains on a truth too dark and twisted for any 90's kid to stomach; Kevin McCallister, the blue-eyed, smirking, havoc-wreaking, kid-wonder with an overdeveloped appetite for lighting burglars on fire matures to become Jigsaw from the "Saw" series.

Perhaps most compelling of Concepcion's unfortunately well grounded theory, is his proposal that Jigsaw's inventions mirror what the young Kevin McCallister imagined as some sort of furnace monster in the original Home Alone. Just an arm's reach away from the furnace sits a clown mask that holds an uncanny resemblance to the Jigsaw mask. Uh, okay then.

Concepcion ended his original post after proposing this theory with a neck hair raising, "case closed."

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The big and burly Pittsburgh Penguins took off the pads, hung up the skates, and created a knockout Home Alone parody just in time for the holiday season.

This couldn't come at a better time. We're still trying to deal with whatever sort of cigarette munching, crazy-eyed, mop-headed, sewage beast the once beloved, vaguely adorable Macaulay Carson Culkin evolved into.

celebrity selfies Bob Saget, Macauley Culkin and Seth Green Combined to Take the Ultimate, If Unexpected, 90's Nostalgia Selfie
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Who knew these guys were such good friends?  It's likely that these 90's stars met while working on Robot Chicken, a show that Seth Green helped create.  


via @sethgreen

Apparently these three met up to hang out when Seth Green, his wife Clare Grant and Macaulay Culkin came to see Bob Saget in the Broadway puppet show Hand to God

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The star of the 1990 holiday hit, Home Alone, has recently released this video of him eating a slice of delicious pizza. Though it seems very strange, the video is in homage of Andy Warhol's art piece where he simply eats a Burger King Whopper. Given the time of year, one might guess that Culkin's choice of food might also be in tribute to his famed character, Kevin McCallister, whose favorite food was plain cheese pizza.

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Brave Little Trooper of the Day: After spending three hours home alone, 5-year-old Ameleah Kegley decided to get in the family car and go look for her missing mother.

She didn't get very far: After she put the car in reverse, the rolled harmlessly into a neighbor's yard and came to a stop. Ameleah the

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