Poor lil Ground Zero just can't catch a break.

On the Lower East Side of Manhattan late Monday, Sean Blackwell captured the exact moment the lights went out -- it's like Revolution in real life.

These teens weren't about to let Shirtless Guy In A Horse Mask get all the glory.

Mittens may be in favor of dissolving FEMA, but he still wants those in the Sandy's path to be safe.

Meanwhile, here are 30 People Who Are Super Grateful For Hurricane Sandy.

Frankenstorm be damned -- this guy took his jet ski and his camera phone for a spin through the shore town of Manasquan, NJ, while another idiot drove his jet ski through the hurricane-force waves of New York Harbor.

The boardwalk is more or less underwater.