The ice floes in Black Sea near Odessa, Ukraine make crazy noises as they rub up against each other.

This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day: Last year, as part of Operation In Our Sites  -- a joint initiative by the Department of Justice and Homeland Security's office of Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) to ostensibly seize the domains of websites hosting copyright infringing material -- the popular hip hop music blog Dajaz1.com

Say What Now of the Day: An American citizen arrested last year in Salt Lake County and charged with distribution of a controlled substance told the judge he was an illegal immigrant so he could be deported and "avoid a lengthy prison term."

The rouse worked, and the man, who said his name was Saul Quiroz, was deported to Mexico by Immigration and Customs Enforcement only t

Whoopsie Daisy of the Day: As part of a supposed crackdown on online child porn by the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement's Cyber Crimes Center (the so-called "Operation Save Our Children"), a domain belonging to the DNS service provider FreeDNS was mistakenly seized, along with 84,000 innocent subdomains