He Thinks He's People of the Day: I have no idea what you're talking about...so here's a goat eating pizza at La Famiglia on 50th and B'way.

[buzzfeed.]

Sure Why Not of the Day: I have no idea what you're talking about... so here's Peter Dinklage sitting in a red chair on the Italian talk show Chiambretti Sunday Show being mock-photographed by a sultry, tight-pantsed model while the audience claps along to nothing in particular.

[videogum.]

Invalid Argument of the Day: At the risk of canceling the Internet and sending everybody home, here's an audio clip of Nicolas Cage covering LMFAO's "Sexy and I Know It" on Capital FM's Capital Breakfast.

[ontd.]

Invalid Argument of the Day: I have no idea what you're talking about... so here's a photo of world-renowned cellist Yo-Yo Ma on the floor of a bathroom with a wombat.

[@petersagal.]

In Case You Missed It of the Day: Here's Anne Hathaway doing a Lil' Wayne-style anti-paparazzi rap on last night's Conan.

That thing I said earlier about your argument being invalid? Well, don't bother making any other arguments ever again.

[teamcoco.]

Invalid Argument of the Day: And now: A cat watching Slayer.

[allawesome / doree.]

RIP Society of the Day: Rebecca Black's "seat dilemma" served as the basis for a physics professor's pop quiz question -- your argument is looking forward to the weekend.

(answer.)

[reddit.]