Irony of the Day: Camel Cigarette Maker Stops Workplace Smoking

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In carefully worded news Camel maker Reynolds has decided "that beginning next year, the use of traditional cigarettes, cigars or pipes will no longer be permitted at employee desks or offices, conference rooms, hallways and elevators." Additionally, "We believe it's the right thing to do and the right time to do it because updating our tobacco use policies will better accommodate both non-smokers and smokers who work in and visit our facilities. We're just better aligning our tobacco use policies with the realities of what you're seeing in society today."

[Via: USA Today]

You Can't Make This Stuff Up: George Harrison Memorial Tree Killed by Actual Beetles

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You Can't Make This Stuff Up: George Harrison Memorial Tree Killed by Actual Beetles
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The living local monument fell victim to an infestation of insects that couldn't be bested. According to Councilman Tom LaBonge, a new one will be planted in its stead shortly.

When Satire Becomes Reality: Fox News Graphic Looks a Lot Like BioShock Infinite

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When Satire Becomes Reality: Fox News Graphic Looks a Lot Like BioShock Infinite
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The logo aired during a recent interview on "Fox & Friends" in which Governor Rick Perry invited President Obama to the Texas border to see the "immigration crisis" first hand.

The Judge Can't Even Believe This Guy's Name, and Neither Will You

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There it is:



From Arbroath:

"My last name is c0caine," proudly stated the man at the podium. His name was indeed legal and inscribed on his driver's licence. "You know, I'd thought I'd seen it all," Hurley laughed, shaking his head. "How many times have the police told you to step out of the car during your life?"