Pumpkin Pie Vodka of the Day

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Sure, why not -- 'tis the season.

From the makers of Jim Beam.

It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere of the Day

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Oh, wait -- it's 5 o'clock in Seattle right now!

It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere of the Day

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And these Dapper Drink Markers are how you'll distinguish your wine glass from everyone else's during tonight's Presidential Debate Drinking Game.

You are playing with wine, right?

It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere of the Day

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Aaand for today's liquid lunch, we give you a Bloody Mary that can pass for a meal, as long as it's served in these beef shot glasses.

These can be made at home, but if you're not that ambitious -- or are genuinely hungover and can't follow a recipe -- our friends at Death+Taxes have rounded up 14 more of the meatiest bloodies that aren't quite so labor-intensive.

It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere of the Day

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Talk about a wine stop -- it's either this, or new roomies. Up to you.

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It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere of the Day

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Introducing the box of wine that masquerades as a handbag.

No one will be the wiser -- swear.

[thesalt]